February 2012
January 2012
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“So I sent an email to 7 of my friends, including Sarah, and I said, ‘Does anyone want to go see ‘Lost in Translation’ tonight?’ and then I sent an email immediately afterwards to the 6 of my friends who weren’t Sarah and I said, ‘NOT YOU.’”
—John Green, on how he asked out his wife for the first time. (via imaginecomplexly)
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What if...?
- The Doctor: You know, it's bigger on-
- Sherlock: It's dimensionally transcendental. Obviously it's bigger on the inside. It's a Type 40 Time And Relative Dimensions In Space TARDIS. Approximately 900 years old. Its chameleon circuit became dysfunctional sometime in the 60's, which explains it's obsolete police phone box disguise, and you haven't gotten around to fixing it. The way you hold yourself and the goofy smile on your face signifies that you're clearly trying to cover up your dark past, and considering the fact that you have two hearts, which is made obvious by the double pulse coming through your carotid, you're a time lord. The last of the time lords. Am I wrong?
- The Doctor: How did you kn-
- Sherlock: I don't know. I notice.
- 12th graders: ew 11th graders
- 11th graders: ew 10th graders
- 10th graders: ew 9th graders
- 9th graders: ew middle schoolers
- middle schoolers: ew elementary kids
- elementary kids: ew babies
- babies: ew fetus
- fetus: ew wait how am i talking
everyone knows brown is the best color on skin. That’s why white hoes be tanning. Holler at the minority’s.
