hahahaha there is no way i’m going to work tomorrow fuck that

I was just thinking about someone else touching you and now I can’t decide on whether I want to break their hands or my own.
i just want you all to myself, i’m sorry (via the-psycho-cutie)

imsirius:

make me choose: Sarah or Alison or Cosima (for Isabel)

'You've got a way of picking up things you don't quite yet own.'

Sarah + impersonating her genetic identicals

yunuen:

fake movies: avengers lady centric au (for nyssa)

Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team. 

tldr; the ladies save the world instead

foxyshy:

so let me get this straight. anti-choicers took $500,000 dollars worth of pennies and sealed them in a glass case as a “memorial” to “victims” of abortion. i’m going to say that again. these people have locked away $500,000 dollars as a “tribute” to dead blobs of cells instead of donating that money to actual living breathing children who don’t have basic necessities or homes.

anti-choicers are incredible

corpsepose:

happy easter

Does the Doctor use John Smith because it’s such a common sounding name, or is John Smith a common sounding name because the Doctor continually uses it?

vandigo:

nothing-but-a-glee-thing:

wheresmythief:

image

what … what have you done … . .WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

Physically, yes I can live without you. 
I can eat, breathe, and sleep easily without you. But if I’m not sharing half of a medium pizza with you, then I don’t want to eat. And if I can’t feel your body move up and down as you breathe, I see no purpose in breathing. And if I’m not waking up chest deep wrapped in your arms, then I don’t want to sleep.
I’ve never wanted someone this badly. (via the-psycho-cutie)